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1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hayward for the
weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
and back again.
6. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
7. You can drive 65 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
10. You think the four major food groups are: cheese, beer, fish &
venison.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use
them.
12. There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet
Farm at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You refer to the Packers as "we".
16. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction.
17. You can identify an Illinois accent.
18. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
19. You consider Madison exotic.
20. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow/deer next to your
blue spruce.
22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
23. A brat is something you eat.
24. Down south to you means Chicago.
25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
26. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
27. You know how to polka and 2-Step.
28. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
29. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
30. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly".
31. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Wisconsin friends.
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